Posts tagged Fringe

Pants.  Pants.  Gotta find pants.

Why did I stay up so late?  Why didn’t my alarm go off?  Where are my freakin’ pants?!  I put them in the same place…roughly…every night when I go to bed.  What was I doing last night that I stayed up so late?

Oh…right…doing a marathon of “Fringe”, trying to catch up before the new season starts.

Where are my pants?!

Hamper.  I put them in the hamper.  I must have put them in the hamper.

They’re not in the hamper.

Seriously!  Where are my…I’m wearing them.  I’m still wearing my pants.  I slept in my pants?  With all of the stuff still in the pockets?  Wasn’t that uncomfortable?  Was I too tired to notice?

Does my cell phone still have battery life?

That’s why I didn’t wake up in time!  I didn’t set my phone alarm.  Why don’t I get a real alarm clock?  Because I have a phone that does that for me.  That’s why.  Plus, I don’t like the glowing numbers at night.  They’re much too bright, and the glow-in-the-dark numbers just make the clock look cheap.